Moon Daddy (satire)

 

Verse 1

What's a matter Elon

Why you gotta get away?

Saw you building rocket ships

On TV the other day

well it musta been a bad one

if it made you run that way

what would it take for me to make

a guy like you to stay? 

Chorus

Cause there's no oxygen in outer space 

Though the stars might shine so bright

There's no hopeful passage way 

As day turns into night

It's true with gravity gone there's not much keep you down.

But I swear that I won't be the same if you ever leave this town.

Verse 2

I saw you celebrating 

When your take off was success.

I'm happy that you did it 

But leaving wont clean up this mess

You can occupy the planets and sail around the Moon 

But promise me you'll come home safe and say you'll make it soon!

Chorus

Cause there's no oxygen in outer space 

Though the stars might shine so bright

There's no hopeful passage way 

As day turns into night

It's true with gravity gone there's not much keep you down.

But I swear that I won't be the same if you ever leave this town.

Bridge

He believes that his adventures will take him to the stars.  

And when the old world crumbles he'll have mansions built in Mars.

You know a thousand things dear Elon, wouldn't argues that you're smart

but and all I want's  rocket ship that'll get me to your heart

Chorus

Cause there's no oxygen in outer space 

Though the stars might shine so bright

There's no hopeful passage way 

As day turns into night

It's true with gravity gone there's not much keep you down.

But I swear that I won't be the same if you ever leave this town.

Verse 3

They say you're from the future

And I think that you might be!

Do you think that from you're vantage point

you'll see what's to become of me?

So if you leave, please take me with you

where clothes are neoprene

You can be the King, Elon and I will be your Queen

Chorus

Cause there's no oxygen in outer space 

Though the stars might shine so bright

There's no hopeful passage way 

As day turns into night

It's true with gravity gone there's not much keep you down.

But I swear that I won't be the same if you ever leave this town.

So blast off to the moon my love...I'll be here on the ground....